Totally unrelated items
I was eating a Hershey bar yesterday. I happened to notice the inside of the wrapper. There was some sort of eBay promo on it, but that's not what caught my attention. Written inside the wrapper of my Hershey bar was:
"Candy is a treat. Please enjoy responsibly."
We have devolved into a society that requires warnings on chocolate.
I'm reminded of a bit in a Douglas Adams book, I believe it was somewhere in the Hitchhiker's Guide "Trilogy," wherein a character (Wonko the Sane, perhaps?) decided that the rest of the world was insane based on finding usage instructions on a pack of toothpicks.
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DH and I have been changing diapers for 2.5 years now, and doing double duty for 6 months. We are not squeemish. However, I can't help but marvel at how such small people can produce such absolutely enormous amounts of poop. It's mind boggling. Really.
Aren't you glad I shared?
That's all.
"Candy is a treat. Please enjoy responsibly."
We have devolved into a society that requires warnings on chocolate.
I'm reminded of a bit in a Douglas Adams book, I believe it was somewhere in the Hitchhiker's Guide "Trilogy," wherein a character (Wonko the Sane, perhaps?) decided that the rest of the world was insane based on finding usage instructions on a pack of toothpicks.
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DH and I have been changing diapers for 2.5 years now, and doing double duty for 6 months. We are not squeemish. However, I can't help but marvel at how such small people can produce such absolutely enormous amounts of poop. It's mind boggling. Really.
Aren't you glad I shared?
That's all.
America is a great country. Only here are people lavish & stupid enough to OD on chocolate.
Your new template makes me sad.
Posted by Anonymous | 4:40 AM
We've been changing diapers for 3.5 years now and something's gotta give. One of them needs to be potty trained, but at the rate it is going, Kate will beat Adam in that race. And I'd agree that for someone who has a stomach the size of his/her fist, that is WAY too much poop.
Julie
Posted by Anonymous | 1:02 PM